Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Eternia
In west end Eternia, born and raised On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out practicin' relaxin' (I rule) And all shootin some bad guys outside of Grayskull When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "You're goin' to seek help from someone inside their lair".
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my bag and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my stuff. I put my vest on and said, 'It won't be so tough".
I whistled for a horse and none had came near So I told my pal Cringer, he'd have to take me on my way If anything I could say that this trek was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, onto the Lair!'
I pulled up to the Castle about 7 or 8 And I said unto Cringer "Hey man, it's gettin' later I looked this kingdom I was finally here To sit on my throne as the Prince of Eternia